Name my boat, winner gets $10!!!

Tuesday May 5, 2009 · 837 views · 34 comments

After catching many big fish on rented boats and years of talking smack about buying one, I finally buckled down and did it. This past weekend I picked up a 12ft Tracker Jon boat at my local the Bass Pro Shop. Here's a picture of what it looks like:

Now that I have a boat and some really great water holes to fish from, I realized that I'm going to need a name for the vessel. What would a boat's maiden voyage be without having a name to toast to?

Whoever can come up with the best name for my boat will win 2 crisp Lincolns !!

Leave your suggestions as a comment.

life in general, fishing

Comments

Posted by Damien on May 05, 2009 at 6:09 AM

The Johny Bass
Posted by -c on May 05, 2009 at 6:40 AM

Norma Stitz (say it quickly)
Posted by Chris S. on May 05, 2009 at 6:55 AM

Dot Com
Beeracuda
Deckhead
Posted by Ryan K on May 05, 2009 at 7:04 AM

The Other Woman
Stress Management
Anywhere But Down
Bow Movement
Going Propless
Posted by Ron Hnat on May 05, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Green Bean
Chipship
Land Locked
JAlpino
JohnB
Chips Ahoy
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 7:34 AM

Alpino for President
Bass Master
BASStard or BassTurd
Beer Bobber
Caught in the Grass
Clear Sailing
Clear Shot
In the Clear
Cruise Line
Sleek Slip
Sure Thing
You should see my other boat
Posted by Jason Holweck on May 05, 2009 at 7:36 AM

The Shizzlenator
Chip Masta Chip
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 7:42 AM

Boomerang
Caught Ya
Slippery When Wet
Fish Look Larger Than They Appear
Fish Story
Fishy Wishy
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 7:45 AM

Olive Slipper
South Parker
Penelope Cruise
Tom Cruise
Posted by Chuckie Tee on May 05, 2009 at 8:13 AM

The Stiff Skiff
The Piss Bucket
I lost my outboard
The Master Baiter
Posted by -c on May 05, 2009 at 9:07 AM

bASSMASTER
Green Hornet
4 Yards & a Mule
Reelin' my Rod
Posted by damien on May 05, 2009 at 9:11 AM

the One H.P. Wonder
Posted by damien on May 05, 2009 at 9:12 AM

Johnny Blaze
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Dow Jones Locker
Fully Stocked
Nasdaq Cap
Stocker
My Stocks R UP
Webbed Feet
eTROUT
Web Turmoil
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:34 PM

Hook Line N Sinker
TIT TAN NICKIE
PISS OFF
TUTEN COMMON
TOOTEN COMMON
COLDFUSION POWERED
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:36 PM

YOUR WEBSITE IS AWESOME!
YOUR BOAT IS AWESOME!
YOU'RE A GREAT GUY!

Does brown nosing or flattery influence the outcome of this contest???
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:42 PM

2 TEN COME ON
ID 10 T
ID TEN TEE

Did I win yet?
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:46 PM

Mudpuppy
Salamander
Shark's Tooth
Bite Me

I got more like these...
Posted by damien on May 05, 2009 at 1:46 PM

JohnBlaze....

with a 50s style flame paint job, of course.
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:48 PM

Just to cover my bases and the competition...

jBlaze
Flame On
Jalpino Blaze
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 1:55 PM

H.M.S. Jalpino
Posted by Snoop D on May 05, 2009 at 2:25 PM

The Jelly Bean
Designer Bean
Jalpino Bean
Posted by tc on May 05, 2009 at 6:02 PM

jon bass-terd
justin time 4 fish'n
Da Reel Jon Bass-terd
The Reel Method
Instantiate Catch()
Posted by -c on May 05, 2009 at 6:14 PM

Justin's Mangina
LOL TROLLED
OMGWTFBBQ
Don't Hate
A/S/L?
IDKMYBFFJILL
Aye Aye Meatball
SS Marinara

hurry and pick a winner. lots of good names in the comments!
Posted by tc on May 05, 2009 at 7:22 PM

bass ackwards
try/catch
takin' my rod for a ride
fish.catch()
Posted by JN on May 05, 2009 at 7:48 PM

I must admit, I like "BowMovement"...
AMWoody
ReelKeelGuy
Lunkhead
Kickin' Aft
Kickin' Bass
SilentbutDeadly
SmellsFishy
Posted by -c on May 05, 2009 at 9:20 PM

from Jen:

Pabst Smear
Posted by JAlpino on May 06, 2009 at 6:36 AM

Wow, thanks for all of the great suggestions everyone!!! There are so many great names, it will be hard to choose. The contest ends tomorrow, Thursday May 7th... I will email the winner to get their address (if I don't see him or her in person) to award the prize. In addition, I will also post the winning entry on the site along with a copy of the registration form with the winning submission.
Posted by Snoop D on May 06, 2009 at 7:30 AM

sdrawkca ssab <-- Use a mirror!

Jalpino, we'd like a Top Ten Countdown to the final winner! Or at least let us know honorable mentions...

P.S. What's up with the Math Quiz Security??? You afraid someone will give you a bad boat name suggestion?!? It's obviously not weeding out Chuckie Tee's obscene entries...
Posted by Snoop D on May 06, 2009 at 7:34 AM

Incognito
Incognito Frito

I'm starting to get carpal tunnel...

Hey, that's a good one...

CARPal Tunnel
Posted by Snoop D on May 06, 2009 at 7:41 AM

Captcha

Inspired by the error message I keep getting on this flawless site...

What's up with the slash preceeding my special characters?!? :o) Hmmmmm.... What happens if I quote the following "What\\'s" Upp/\/\/\! with da quote's"//\\"""'''~`
Posted by Snoop D on May 06, 2009 at 7:48 AM

CARP CRAP SHOOT

Sorry, I'm on a Carp tangent now...

Hmmmm.... 21 + 10 = ???

Chuckie Tee, you can obviously add... I need some help beating the Jalpino 128 bite me encryption security...
Posted by Trev on May 06, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Bass tracker
Happy hooker
Green machine
Posted by Snoop D on May 06, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Before I get disqualified or banned from this site for excessive spamming...

J-Dog, great contest and great site! Love the "Name Your Boat" idea! Just razzin' u 'bout the other non-boat stuff. You know how I'm always having technical difficulties on my pc anyway... Captcha later...

My final entry...

Brain Freeze

Have fun deciding among all the great choices!

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